Germany, Sweden, and Netherlands are having a meeting in a Swedish style Café*
Germany: ..... *making eye contacts while listening to ABBA musics*
Netherlands: ..... *mesmerizing what's happening while listening to ABBA musics*
Sweden: ..... *keep his cool while listening to ABBA musics*
Germany: *took out a blue letter from his pocket and threw it on the middle of table*
Netherlands: And that is a...? *looks at the letter*
Sweden: d're? *still keeping his cool*
Germany: Ja *sip his black coffee*
Netherlands: Have you read it? *took the blue letter and started reading it*
Germany: Ja *took a small fork and started slicing his strawberry cake*
Erza (yes from Fairy Tail) : *eyed Germany do his job while serving other costumers as a waitress*
Netherlands: *sigh in relief and gave the blue letter to Sweden to read, and drink a beer* That's an easy one...
Sweden: *keeping his cool while reading the blue letter*
Germany: Ja *eat Strawberry cake* ..... *furrowed eyebrows* Zhe strawberry is out of season, Sweden
Erza: *-* *broke the tray she's holding* f*ck
Sweden: *raise left hand and dismissed Germany* Bah! *and continue reading letter*
Germany: =_= I'm just saying.....it... *push the strawberry cake away*
Netherlands: *drink le beer* just, don't bother him while you ca---
Sweden: D'al *put the blue letter in the middle of the table*
Netherlands: *nodded and put down his mug of beer*
Germany: zhe strawberry cake by zhe--
Sweden: *glare at Germany* D'nt m'ntion it...
Germany: *glared back and shrug at his attempts*
Erza: *About to kill Germany but maintain herself*
Netherlands: Let's go mens
Germany: vait....., isn't 'men' already in plural? Vhy add 'S'?
Netherlands: *facepalm* I don't know f*cker
Germany: =_=
Sweden: the b'th 'f y'u act lik' Denm'rk nd 'cel'nd.... the both of you act like Denmark and Iceland
Germany and Netherlands: then............You act like...............
Sweden: ....?
Germany and Netherlands: ...........nothing.......
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Denmark, Prussia, and Spain are walking around a park
Denmark: Hey! DOES THE TWO OF YOU KNOW THE SONG 'MORE THAN WORDS' BY WESTLIFE???
Prussia: OH MY AVESOMENESS! VE KNOW ZHAT SONG!!!!! RIGHT TON-TON!!?!??!?!? :D
Spain: SI! PERO TOO BAD FRANCIS ISNT HERE ;W;
Prussia: HIS MISSING ZHE FUN!!!!! VE USE ZHAT SONG TO WOO ZHE LADIES EVEN!
Spain: Si! I also have my Guitar with me! Bueno! Bueno! Fusososososososo~
Denmark: COOOOOOL!!!
Old Lady: WOULD THE THREE OF YOU SHUT THE CRAP OUT?? I'M TRYING TO FEED THE PIGEONS HERE!
The Three: *breeze walk away*
Spain: I wonder what Francemoi is doing?
Prussia: Dunno?
Denmark: His probably shaving his 'hair' hair hair his hair
Spain and Prussia: *looks at each other*
>_>| |<_< *suddenly started laughing* LOL
Denmark: Hey guys! What if someone suddenly jumps on us?
Spain: If it's a bella chica, I would be delighted, *raised eyebrows several times while grinning* If the two of you senors know what I mean
Prussia: LoL, I do XD
Denmark: LoL me too XD
Prussia: if someone suddenly jumps on me, I vould probably be....
Spain: Shocked?
Prussia: NIEN! I vould be probably be *wear sunglasses and started to play imaginary guitar* AWEEEESSSOOOOMMMEEEE!!!!
Denmark and Spain: XD
Denmark: Well if somebody jump on me, I would jump on them!
Prussia: vhat if it's a frauline?
Denmark: I'd jump on their boobs :D
Spain: LoL
The three: *walking down discussing the type of women they like*
Netherlands, Germany, Sweden: *suddenly went out of a bush in theur military uniforms with a loud battle cry*
Spain, Prussia, Denmark: *screamed like a couple of high school girls*
Netherlands: *jumps on Spain and put the hole of his gun at Spain's forehead* DIE
Spain: DIOS MIO! SJAOSBSISKXBDKSOSJS HINDI
Germany: *jumps on Prussia and accidentally step on Prussia's balls* OH.....
Prussia: KAOABDKSKSBSJSBDSJOAOABSVW WEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSTTTTTT MY BALLS NSODUOSBSISJSBSNSKZBZJSNSB
Sweden: *Jumps on Denmark and feed him an ABBA CD*
Denmark: *trying to spit the CD out* WHAT THE HELL??? ABBA??? SWEDEN! SERIOUSLY??????
Sweden: *walks out proudly* My D'ty is d'ne ¥_¥ *left*
Prussia: *crying while crouching his Crotch* VHY, VEST VHY
Germany: *whistles and started walking away* Duty's done, I'm sure Adolf Hitler peed his pants *left*
Spain: WAIT! I NEED TO CALL MY ANAKS TO SAY GOODBYE!!!! ;A;
Netherlands: *glared at Spain and walks off* You have a hundred of kids, I rather not kill you...
Spain: 9w9
Netherlands: FOR NOW *left*
Spain: ;w;
Germany, Netherlands, and Sweden: *started walking in slow motion with a sunset background with the background music 'What Makes You Beautiful' because I imagine it so*
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Spain: *calls ambulance* JAKSVEJKSBSKSJSNS MY FRIENDS ARE IN TROUBLE!!!!
Nurse: Calm down sir--
Spain: CALM DOWN??? CALM DOWWWWNNN??? *CRIED* MY BEST AMICO HAVE BROKEN GILBIRDS EGGS *put phone beside Prussia*
Prussia: *crying* sup.. ... *crying*
Spain: *took phone back* MY OTHER AMICO IS IN SHOCK AND HIS ON TRAUMA!!! *put phone besides Denmark*
Denmark: Uh... Actually... No... but Hi?
Spain: *took phone back* SEEEE????? ;A; SEEEE?
Nurse: .... I can't actually 'see' it sir but I already send a Ambulance on the way
Spain: GRACIAS SENORITA! ;W;
Nurse: your welcome s---
Spain: *cancelled the call* I'm so beuno.....
Finish your dare sister :) I hope you enjoy it!
Le other dares would be post tomorrow :) so.. sorry guys! I made these offline Dx please forgive me.
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