****Texting****
Lithuania: Hey Poland, how are you and what are you doing?
Poland: Oh hey liet, I'm fine, I'm here at da mall, N I was datin a boy a wile ago, he mistake me as a gal! N he was sooo nice becuz he thinks I'm a gal, da 2 of us went 2 a totaly sick resto, N order a lot! Or I did... den, wen he discovered I'm a man, he gave me his busines card N gave me a $1,000 bil, I am havin so much fun here in Victoria's secret buyin lingerie, hey like liet! Y don't U come here N join da fun? Maybe buy a seasonal clotin N matchin outfit for da both of us 2!
Lithuania: Poland, in real life, what are you doing in your real life not in your fantasy world!
Poland: ok, don't become an angry mob, I'm here at my home, eatin somethin out of da fridge, wearing my pink pajas, sitin on da floor, becuz my cat weed on my couch, watchin modern family, and textin 2 you rit now.
Lithuania: oh ok
Lithuania: man, Poland is like a different person when texting (⊙_⊙)
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)
FanfictionHey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enj...
