Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)

Tabuk

Lol I know, Title is weird, I just wanted to have a small screening, I have an OOC, her name is Tabuk (Not to mention, it's my hometown) and I have little funny imaginations about her and America, so I was hoping some of these imaginations can make someone smile -3- (Tabuk is 18 years old with a ponytailed brown hair and brown eyes, wearing a red necktie, a white button up shirt, and a red knee-high skirt that's all)

Note: America is fat, he wanted to get thin and all muscularly. So He asked Philippines (female version) to help him get thin. Unfortunately Philippines is busy and so are the other Regions, Cities, Etc. So Philippines assigned Tabuk to help America (Because Tabuk has no fast food shops like Macdonald and Jolibee and etc.) Which became a living nightmare for America but his good, because his getting thin each month

Don't worry you can skip this if your not interested

Enjoy~

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America: Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Face Like Yours *points at Tabuk*

Tabuk: ....

America: BELONGS TO THE ZOO!!!!

Tabuk: ....

America: DONT BE MAD ;D

I'LL BE THERE TOO!

NOT IN A CAGE

BUT LAUGHING AT YOU!!!

Tabuk: you just realized I'm ugly huh?, well peace out, I already am *took out a note* SAY GOOD BYE TO MEAT AND SAY HELLO TO VEGETABLES

America: *GASP* DO NOT!

Tabuk: OH YES I WILL

America: I'LL DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU NOT TO ;A;

Tabuk: Burn all your clothes and wear bikinis while jogging, also, rape my dog Mataklas

America: NOOO EVERYTHING BUT NOT THAT ｡･ﾟﾟ*w(>д<w)*ﾟﾟ･｡

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Tabuk: Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I thought Voldemort was ugly,

But then I saw you

America: .... are you talking to me?

Tabuk: I'm not talking to the monkey but the monkey is talking to me

America: ok, you are talking to me dudette --"

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Tabuk: *watching walking dead the series*

America: OH MA GAWD! I WATCHED ALL OF THESE EPISODES DUDETTE! THIS IS SERIOUSLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS!

Tabuk: *looks at America annoyed* just shut your mouth and watch

America: *did and watch* holy! I know what happened next to this! Oh my glob! She's going to have her baby in the jail! Oh no! Her corspe would be eaten by a zom--

Tabuk: JUST SHUT UP!

America: OH NO! THEY'RE GOING TO SLICE HER STOMACH TO TAKE THE BABY OUT!

Tabuk: I CAN SEE THAT CLEARLY!

America: NOOOO! IF NICK'S GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT THIS HE'LL---

Tabuk: *straggling America* I DIDN'T WATCH THE SEASON YET !( \;A;)\ JUST SHUT UP!