Spain: *watering his horde of tomatoes* it's a beautiful day so? *smiles*
*Suddenly, A Letter fell from the sky*
Spain: hmm.? A letter? *put down his watering can and took the letter* it is! *opens the letter* oh and it's for me~ *smiles and read the letter*
Letter: Walk around the world acting like a Caterpillar (or... just look at your tomatoes..)
Spain: *looks at his tomatoes, shook his head in disbelief, and back at the letter*
Letter: I know what you are thinking. ..
Spain: *facepaled* No.... no...not...that!
Letter: yes, we're going to do 'things' with your tomatoes if you don't do this dare
Spain: HOLY GOD!!! THEY'RE GONNA RAPE MY TOMATOES ;A; MY LITTLE VIRGIN BABIES!!! *summon his axe* YOU SHOW YOURSELF AND TASTE MY FURRY!!!!!!!!
Tomatoes: *disappear one by one*
Spain: NOOOOOOOO MY TOMATOES!!! MY BABIES!!!! MY BABIES!!!! ;A; *Drops axe*
Tomatoes: *stop disappearing*
Spain: .... ha...? *took axe*
Tomatoes: *started disappearing*
Spain: whaa?..NOOO! DONT DISAPPEAR MY BABIES *let go of his axe*
Tom; oes: *stop disappearing*
Spain: oh....dios...mio...I need to....do...the...dare...o.o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
England: *open his window* what a pleasant day to have some tea.... *sip tea*
Spain: *acting like a caterpillar passing by at England's lawn* Hola England~
England: *spits tea* BLOOD HELL! since when did you walk like that?!
Spain: :D I don't know. fusosososo~
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
France: oh, a wonderful day to start the board~. Dios... Miohis maids*
Maids: *giggles silently*
France: ohonohonohon~
Spain: *at Frances carpet passing by like a caterpillar* Hola chicas~ *winks at France's maids*
France: *looks at Spain dead pan* ._.
Maids: *giggles silently*
Spain: *is still acting like a caterpillar*
France: why are you.....walking... like that mon cher?
Spain: Amico, honestly....
France: mm-hmm?
Spain: I don't know :D
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Germany: LETS START ZHE TRAINING *shouted*
Italy: veh, but I'm-a still in-a mia siesta Germany... *Cuddling Italy-Cat*
Germany: I said.....looks at Italy* LETS. START. ZHE. TRAINING
Italy: *salutes tiredly* WHAAAA *cries* I STILL-A WANT MIA SIESTA GERMANY
Italy-Cat: *hisses at Germany and left*
Japan: here we go again...
*and they started jogging*
Italy: It's so-a hot today right-a Japan? *ask while keeping up with Japan*
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)
FanfictionHey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enj...