Austria: *having his Tea*
Austria: *suddenly saw a Cockroach*
Austria: .......
Cockroach: *wiggles antennae*
Austria: *screams like a f*cking girl* HUNGARY!!!!!
Hungary: *went in holding her frying pan* VHAT IS IT??? IS IT FRANCE TRYING TO RAPE YOU AGAIN?!?!?!
Austria: WORST! IT'S A F*CKING COCKROACH!!!! *point at the Cockroach*
Hungary: *looks at the Cockroach* *giggles* Relax, it's only a Cockroach Mr. Austria.
Cockroach: *starts flying*
Hungary: BITCH RUN!!!!
Germany: CAN THE TWO OF YOU SH--*went in and saw the flying cockroach* SHIEBE! *hit cockroach with his Whip*
Cockroach: *fell down on the floor*
Germany: ....
Cockroach: *legs started to move*
Germany: *sprayed the Cockroach with an insecticide* DIE
Cockroach: *die*
Germany: .......
Cockroach: *antennae started to move*
Germany: *sprayed the Cockroach with an insecticide for five minutes*
Austria: did...did you kill it yet?
Hungary: did....did...you????
Germany: Wait *sprayed Cockroach with an insecticide for another ten minutes* Ja, Ja I did
Austria, Hungary, Germany: *party*
Prussia: *went in wearing only his boxers and a star shaped sun glass* *party with the trio*
Austria, Hungary, Germany: *went back to their businesses*
Prussia: Vait...Vhat happened?
Cockroach: *antennae moved*
Prussia: *Screamed and killed the Cockroach with his awesomeness*
Cockroach: *suddenly on fire*
Prussia: kesesesesesese I'm awesome and I know it.
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