Chibitalia: Holy Roman Empire?
Holy Roman Empire: hmm?
Chibitalia: Where do-a babies come-a from?
Holy Roman Empire: *looks at Chibitalia and facepaled* Where did you heard about babies?
Chibitalia: from Mr. Prussia?
Holy Roman Empire: that Albino is going to taste a piece of me um... welll uh... Babies come from...uh...
Spain: *walks by eating tomatoes in his hands*
Holy Roman Empire: They come from Tomatoes!
Chibitalia: wow! really-a? how?! *smiles*
Holy Roman Empire: well uh... the mother and uh... father will do....a....a..
Austria and Hungary: *pass by talking about the upcoming ball*
Holy Roman Empire: they will do... a special dance! yeah yeah! a special dance! then they'll...they'll made a special water... like...like. uh.....
Farmer: *bought a lot of fertilizer at the market and pass by*
Holy Roman Empire: A fertilizer!
Chibitalia: Wow~ but... why-a do they-a need to-a make fertilizers?
Holy Roman Empire: *facepaled* uhm.. oh mien gott... well...... they...uh... need to fertilize the tomato so that...uhm... the baby will pop out!....? hehehe please believe me Chibitalia, please do...
Chibitalia: WOW! THAT'S SO AMAZING VEH~
Holy Roman Empire: good thing she fell for it *sigh in relief*
Chibitalia: I-a will have a special-a dance with-a someone when I-a grow up to~ *smiles innocently* I wanna have-a some babies~
Holy Roman Empire: *nosebleed*
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Several Years Later-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Italy: *learned science* Holy Roman Empire.... I-a am thankful for-a saving mia virgin mind....
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Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)
FanfictionHey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enj...
