Alfred: arghhhhhhhhhhh! *slams his food tray at the table* arghhhhhhhhh!
Kiku: *looks at Alfred* are you... ok...Arfred?
Alfred: *Looks at Kiku like seriously?* YOU ASK ME IF IM OK? KIKU! WTF! OUR STUPID UNAWESOME 'CATTERPILLAR SO-MANY-AN-EYEBROWS' JUST GAVE ME MY MEDICINES!!!!
Kiku: .......medicines...?
Alfred: YEAH MY F*CKING MEDICINES!
Kiku: um....
Alfred: what?
Kiku: why... did he gave you....your medicines? Are you sick or something?
Alfred: no! I am healthy as a CAPTAIN AMERICA COULD BE!
Kiku: so...why did he...gave you your medicines?
Alfred: well, it was like this,
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Alfred: *snoring*
Arthur: *slams his book on his table* ALFRED!
Alfred: *woke up* HOLY CHEESEBURGERS! I DIDNT MARRY YOUR GIRLFRIEND BRO!
Class: *began laughing*
Alfred: uh.... what happened?
Arthur: *raised his eyebrows annoyed* pardon? Your sleeping in my class!
Alfred: yeah? So...?
Arthur: SCHOOL ISNT BUILD FOR SLEEPING! YOU KNOW THAT CLEARLY MR. JONES!
Alfred: YEAH! I KNOW THAT MR. KIRKLAND CRYSTAL!
Arthur: OH? IT'S CLEAR FOR YOU NOW??? THEN DONT SLEEP IN CLASS!
Alfred: BTW (by the way) HOUSE ISNT BUILD FOR STUDYING TOO MR. KIRKLAND! THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE NO BABE AND CHILDREN AND YOU ENDED UP IN THIS UNAWESOME SCHOOL ANYWAY!
Arthur: YOU DO KNOW YOUR MY SON RIGHT?? AND YOU DO KNOW YOUR MOTHER IS MY WIFE!! AM I CLEAR?
Class" *gaaassspppp*
Alfred: *gaaassssspppp* MY NIGHTMARES HAVE COME TO LIFE!!!! PUNCH ME! PUNCH ME! PUNCH THE HELL OUT OF ME *started freaking out while shaking Ludwig* PUNCH ME! PUNCH ME BRO!!!!
Ludwig: *punch Alfred's face*
Alfred: *black out*
Class: .......
Arthur: why did you do that Mr. Bielschmidts?
Ludwig: He zold me to punch him, I had no choice
Arthur: either way, his spending his whole afternoon in detention, not for sleeping in my class, *cries* but for forgetting that I'm his father
Alfred: *woke up* whhhaaaaaaaaatttttt?
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Kiku: that's exprain your brack eye....
Alfred: *looks at Kiku like seriously?*
Kiku: ......*eyes widened* MR. KIRKRAND IS YOUR FATHER????
Alfred: *looks at Kiku like are you seriously serious? *
Kiku: I NEVER KNEW!
Alfred: *looks at Kiku like are you f*cking messing up with me for not being serious?*
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Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)
FanfictionHey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enj...
