Canada: *walks in the kitchen* Morning America, *yawns and smiles* what's for breakfast?
America: *in a hot-bikini-apron style and is holding 2 eggs* I HAVE TWO EGGS
Canada: 0.0
America: THE LEFT *raise the left egg* AND THE RIGHT *raise the right one*
Canada: .....
America: IN THE MIDDLE *put down the eggs and took a hotdog* ONE HOTDOG!
Canada: .....
America: PUSH AND PULL TO PRODUCE F*TUS! *dancing to the words*
Canada: .....
America: NOW MY EGGS ARE POWERFUL! :D
Canada: *slowly left the kitchen* I'm definitely not eating that for breakfast......
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Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)
FanfictionHey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enj...
