Ivan: *burst in the Allies meeting room* EVERYONE
America: whoa dude chill, Don't need to shout!
England: this is a rare occasion...? Russia shouting and bursting in our meeting late...
France: ohonohonohon~
England: shut up frog, we don't want to hear you talk
France: WELL! *puts middle finger up at England*
China: WHA! I SWEAR, ARU! I DIDN'T THROW AWAY YOUR PIPE ARU!
Russia: *looks at China* (=J= ) so that where my pipe goes.... *shook head* Anyways, everyone shall jump in Lake Baikal da?
America: *took a map* like whoa dude, where is this lake Baikal our saying *position eyeglass*
England: It's a lake in Russia, you bloody git! It's not in America!
America: ooooooh *put map back* WAIT! WE'RE JUMPING IN A LAKE IN RUSSIA?
Russia: Da... *smiles* ( ^J^)
France: NON! NON! NON! *flips table* WE'LL BE FREEZING DEAD AND UGLY LIKE THE BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE BEFORE WE KNOW IT!
China: I AGREE ARU! *nodded*
England: PARDON? IM NOT UGLY! *points at France* YOUR THE ONE UGLY FROG! YOU TOO CHINA!
China: what aru? 0.0 I just agreed on the freezing dead aru...
France: WHY YOU!!! *pulled England's hair*
England: YOU BLOODY GIT!! PLAYING DIRTY HA? WELL LET'S SEE WHO'S PLAYING DIRTY! *kick's France's shin*
France: *holding tears and shout* *also kicks England's shin*
England: *holding his scream of pain* *and kicks France's shin again*
America: *holding up his New IPhone 6 videotaping the two fighting nation* lol, this is going in YouTube *laughs*
Russia: *irritated* BECOME ONE WITH ME--
Chibi!Siberia: AND MWE!
Russia: OR JUMP AT LAKE BAIKAL, DA???? *Smiles while evil aura emittating his surroundings*
China: *gulps* aru....
France and England: *both screams in pain*
America: *shivered and out down his iPhone 6 and upload the FrUK fighting scene*
Russia: I'll take that as a yes, da? *smiles*
Everyone: *cries*
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AT LAKE BAIKAL IN SOVIET RUSSIA
America: I'm not going into the water *smiles but is crying and his tears started to become ice* I can't feel my face...
China: so am I aru *rubs his hands*
France: I'd rather marry myself than to jump in the cold water!
England: Ha! You just admitted your ugly!
France: NON!
England: YOU JUST DID YOU BLOODY GIT! YOU SAID YOU'LL RATHER MARRY YOURSELF!
France: And so? I didn't mention anybody else but me-
Russia: *emits evil aura while cursing* kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol
Everyone: OK WE'LL JUMP ;A;
America: since the hero is going to die *smiles* I just wanted to say goodbye to my loyal fans *winks*
Random America's fan: *squeals and cries* WE LOVE YOU ALFRED! WE'LL MISS YOU!
England: *looks around* where did that bloody sound came from?
France and China: *raised shoulders signifying they dont know*
America: and I wanted to check how many views did England and France get *check his youtube account* HOLY BURGERS... 10,000K VIEWS IN ONLY THIRTY MINUTES??? COOOOOO----
Russia: Jump or-
Chibi!Siberia: BE WONE WITH MWE AND BIG BRWOTHER RUSSIA!
America: *Posed like a hero* I'll ju--
Chibi!Siberia: *pushed America off the cliff*
America: *screams like a gay* I WEED ON MY PANTS AND IT'S FROZEN!!!!!!!
Russia and the others: (O_O) *looks at America who just slam on the water and looks at Chibi!Siberia*
Chibi!Siberia: what? Now there's no Amwerica to ruin the moment, da?
England: that just sickening...
France: =3= *whistles innocently while Inching towards England*
England: *looks at France* what do you want you bloody git?
France: *rolled eyes and smiled* oh nothing *smirks evilly* BUT THIS *Push England off the cliff
England: YOU BLOODY FROG!!! YOU BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY FROG! *Slams at the cold water* oh mother of god... *fainted*
France: ohonohonohonohonohon~ *laughs like there's no tomorrow*
China: *jumps off the clifd* OPIDIUM ARU! ;W; I WILL NEVER WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING NOW ARU! *pulled pants down*
Russia: *covered Chibi!Siberia's eyes* ( OJO)
China: KISS MY ARSE BITCHES ARU *laughs and slam in the water* it's horrible...than I... expected ;w; aru...
France: Oh my mon ami! *face paled at the sight of the three nation in the cold water*
Russia: kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol
France: *jump off the cliff* Au revoir ami! Rendez-vous en enfer! Good bye friend! See you in hell!
Russia: ^J^ good thing I don't speak French da? *turns to Chibi!Siberia* Now you'll only be part of Mother Russia only, da?
Chibi!Siberia: Da! ^J^
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Ukraine: *hugs Chibi!Siberia* Pro sestra, ya sumuyu za toboyu~! *cries in happiness* Sister! I miss you~
Chibi!Siberia: Da...? *being squished in the hug*
Ukraine: don't worry a thing! Big Sister Ukraine can handle it ok? *cries in happiness* my little sister~ Like mama always say *shining smile effect* SHOW YOUR BOOBS!
Belarus: *making boobs out of snow* show your boobs...
Chibi!Siberia: oh nyet.... oJo
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I'm so so sorry about not posting this earlier! But here ya go! Hope you like it ^w^
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