So there's this game that my friends really like, it's called Seduce Me. I'm not all that into it but it's a pretty good game in general I think. But one day while I was eating lunch, my friend was taking about two specific character (James and Erik) I forgot why, but at some point she said something like
"something something, shove his face up his ass"
And so I thought she was talking about Erik, and his powers (I think) because he's got these tentacle things.. And.. It's... Weird.. So I put two and two together and said
"How did he shove his face up his ass? Did he decapitate himself with his tentacles? And then shove his head up his ass? That must've hurt" (something like that)
I stopped because not only was my friend now having a seizure from laughing so hard she also meant the OTHER character which was James... And.. I felt so stupid
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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
