Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said

Welcome to Jumanji, it's a fucking jungle down there

I forgot how this conversation led up, but I remember someone saying

"I'm pretty sure that when we're in the womb we start off as females."

Friend: "yeah that's why your clit looks like the tip of a dick."

Me: "my what looks like what??"

"You don't know what a clit is?"

"No??? I don't explore down there??? I just piss and shit, and I don't just look inside and go 'hey there vagina, let's see what's going on down here!' It's just- *shudders BleCh"

*wheeze laughing*

Moco-monkey