Wtf this book has over 1.2k reads... Um... (I looked at all the chapter reads and had to do a lot of math with a calculator, I know it says how many reads you have somewhere but I just can't fucking find it so HeRe wE gO.)
Am I that stupid that people are just loving my iconic quotes? (Jk jk I'm not very iconic, I'm actually really dumb, thank you for reading my dumbass book about my dumbass)
Thank you so much,🙏🏼 like seriously wtf, y'all love me more than my parents (jk not a lot of people like me, including my parents👌) t h a n k c h u
v e r y m u c h
S e e y o u i n t h e n e x t c h a p t e r w h e r e y o u t h i n k I'v e r e a c h e d m y p e a k o f d u m b a s s
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes