So I'm just.. Peacefully scrolling through Tumblr, trying to get some good quality content on the GIFs section, and when I come across a certain gif (of an actor/character) and I looked at the tags cause I was curious from where the show was from and I just think aloud
"Ohhhh! This is from that show!! I really wanna watch it!"
So then I make the mistake of clicking on the tag where it takes me to the specific season of where the show and GIF are from, and I'm just casually scrolling, when I see the actor (that I was looking at GIFs of on Tumblr) playing his character and then some dude kissing and I said aloud
"Awwww :) they're gay, awwww"
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And I'm just casually scrolling some more when I found out that the character the actor plays is a psychopath and a cult leader who gets SHOT later on🤷♀️
"Well that's lovely. Good for them."
And then I made a mistake of scrolling MORE when I find the same two dudes just going at each other, y'know 👉👈 and me, just sleep deprived and tired, wondering how Tumblr hasn't censored or banned it yet, especially after the whole apocalypse last year just fucking says
"Wow that's kind of gay."
And kept on scrolling
"Sure he's a psychopath, and a cult leader, but I'm sure he might love that guy :)"
And then later, I'm thinking back on it and I say: "Do I really wanna watch this now?"
Brain: yeah you do
Me: alright, later
Later:
*searches it up on Netflix*
Me: damn it, it's TV-MA
Brain: and does that stop you from watching it?
Me: a little... I'm an asexual.. And.. I don't really like watching that sort of stuff
Brain: Okay, PUSSY. You just gonna skip out on the SPOOPY just because of some wacky SEX SCENE?? Don't act like you've Never scene them in TV shows before >:00 this shouldn't SCARE YOU YA TWAT
Me: >:000 I am NOT a Pussy, and I'm only here for the actor, and the spoops! I can handle this, I'm... 89% mature >:000
Brain: THEN FUCKIN' WATCH IT
me: ALRIGHT, EVEN IF THE SPECIFIC SEASON IS A LONG WAY TO GO?!
Brain: YEAH! .....But get some sleep first
Me: alright..
Even more later:
"Welp, I cant sleep... Guess it's back to Tumblr..."
Sorry for the very odd update, I'm tired and I just wanted to share this info with some people and *John Mulaney voice* I thought I'd share it with all of you.
