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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said

Humor

I say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes

#ahhhhhh #help #iamastupidpieceofshit #imdeadinside #imdone #isaystupidshit #mysignatureisbiggerthanjohnhancocks #quotes #whatdidido

Lmao thanks Duo

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by Ash_Is_A_Geek

by Ash_Is_A_Geek

So apparently there's this dude who's trying to troll with me and my friends

And I made fun of it

A l o t

They're trying to be the Duolingo Owl, and I had encountered a similar situation like it a few months back, and I was already done with it so I decided just to mess with the person to piss them off

First of all, I made a lot of sexual remarks and jokes like the following:

"Duo-Daddy"

"Daddy-lingo"

"Duo~Senpai"

"I'm gonna Duolingo you"

And the following screenshots

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(( ;) they know I'm an asexual))

(The screenshot from earlier was from my school iPad so these are the screenshots from my phone)

Thanks mi amor for showing me the path of true love!