Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said

Friend reunion

So like yesterday, family friends came over and I got to see some people I haven't seen in years, and they all moved up to near places where I am now

And the day was full of iconic quotes

So let me just give some codenames

Furry

Weeaboo

So Weeaboo wasn't really engaging with me and Furry, She was on her tablet playing weeb games and talking about her wife (something we had in common was that we're all gay)

So I decided to do what I do when I always get bored

And that is bully and scare children on Roblox

Now the perfect game you wanna play is Adopt Me, and my character was absolutely gorgeous👌👌👌👌👌

Then I was forced to get a fucking egg and I had to stop bullying kids because I had to take care of a dog

Weeaboo: You went on that game to bully some children and instead you're taking care of a fucking dog

Me: He's a needy little shit too

Furry: what's his name

Me: dog.

(My nerd ass: I understood that reference)

I got kicked out for saying too many curse words and I decided to play this clown game

Weeaboo: What is this? 2016??

Me: yes

I was a clown for one round and I absolutely loved it, I almost killed everybody and I was having the greatest time ever

Me: why am I so good at killing people??

Weeaboo's little sister: maybe you were born to be a serial killer

*entire room starts cracking up* (all the kiddos decided to come into my room and it was ANNOYING AF)

And lastly:

"I'm gonna make a fur suit"

-Furry

Furry went to go hide in the closet, and I was blocking the door and I mouthed to Weeaboo

'A fucking furry??'

'We should've seen it coming after all the times we played pretend as dogs and shit'