My cousin: "Do you have feet or foot"
"Huh?"
Cousin: "chose one, and I shall answer after you."
"Foot???"
Cousin: "No, wrong. It is feet. Because feet I plural, foot is singular-"
"No- no I know I'm good at math- I MEAN ENGLISH AND GRAMMAR- SHIT- NO I'M SHIT AT MATH!"
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
