So I was trying to put myself on a curse-lock because I was doing it waaaaaaaaay too much at my cousin's house, and at one point I was playing Smash with someone (Cousin who is the same age as me, let's just call her Sonya)
And since we both suck she activated this really cool move with Zelda and out of nowhere I said
"Holy Fucker-Nuggets"
And the both of us just started to Wheeze.
I meant to say: "holy chicken nuggets" but I said THAT instead, and I can't tell out of which of the two was better
And then I switched the words around
"Holy Nugget-Fuckers"
"Holy fuckers of nuggets"
"Do you have a nugget fetish or something?"
"No, I'm jus depressed and can't go a day without saying 'fuck' and it will come out naturally if I don't say it. Also I'm just really hungry."
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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
