Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
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    Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said

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    I say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes

    #ahhhhhh #help #iamastupidpieceofshit #imdeadinside #imdone #isaystupidshit #mysignatureisbiggerthanjohnhancocks #quotes #whatdidido

    Morning *sips coffee*

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