So this guy came to my house to come fix some stuff in the house, and he came into my room to ask if my window can open, and at the time I was watching a new Buzzfeed Unsolved video I was really excited to watch (They went to go investigate the Annabelle doll)
And I shit you not, he said this: "Susan, is the window- can the window open?"
And at first I was confused, I was like "Do I really look like a Susan, or did he call me something else? Did my mom tell him my name?"
And I was a little concerned that he looked at my screen and saw what I was watching, but luckily I scrolled down and you couldn't really.. See?
But I quickly just replied with "Um.. Yes! Yes, it works fine.." :)
But my head was just like this:
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes