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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
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    Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said

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    I say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes

    #ahhhhhh #help #iamastupidpieceofshit #imdeadinside #imdone #isaystupidshit #mysignatureisbiggerthanjohnhancocks #quotes #whatdidido

    Yee Haw

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    "Do you think people play Old Town Road during sexual intercourse?" 
    
                              
    "Ash, why are you texting me? It is 1 in the fucking morning.." 
    
                              
    "Did you have the same thought too?"
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