So I was at the beach yesterday with one of my best friends, and she was telling me how scared she was (of the fucking ocean) and she said:
"YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE! A PIECE OF SANDWEED CAN BRUSH UP AGAINST YOUR LEGS AND-"
*sNoRt* "SAnDwEeD???¿¿?"
"I MeaN SeaWeEd"
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
