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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
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    Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said

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    I say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes

    #ahhhhhh #help #iamastupidpieceofshit #imdeadinside #imdone #isaystupidshit #mysignatureisbiggerthanjohnhancocks #quotes #whatdidido

    *cri in forever 5"1*

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    "Hmm where's my midget.."
    
                              
    -my crippled senior friend who is 6"1 looking around for me after practice so I can help him get up and then help him leave
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