So my brother was throwing pillows at me while we were in my parent's room, and at one point her grabbed this necklace-looking-thing that I thought was a cross, so I did what anyone would to assert dominance, and I t-posed and said:
"It's too late. Jesus can't stop me."
My mom who was in bed reading, looked at me weirdly and asked 'what??'
And I looked at her and said "isn't that a cross?" And I pointed to the necklace
"NO It'S aTuRTrLe."
And then that's when I saw that the the fucking cross was a turtle on a necklace.
And that kiddos, is why I have to wear glasses. Because shit like that happens.
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
