*fire alarm randomly start going off*
*everyone starts screaming and running in different directions*
Me, trying to make fun of it: "SON OF A BITCH BASTARD, OH MY GOD! WHY ME?!? WHY M E?!"
(Quoted that from The Most Popular Girls in School btw, it's a good series, you should watch it, it's on YouTube)
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
