Not really a quote but
My friend: Pass the salt please
Me: *jumps in front of them trying to be in a sexy pose* hey there ;)))
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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
"Pass the salt"
Not really a quote but
My friend: Pass the salt please
Me: *jumps in front of them trying to be in a sexy pose* hey there ;)))
