Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
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    Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said

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    I say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes

    #ahhhhhh #help #iamastupidpieceofshit #imdeadinside #imdone #isaystupidshit #mysignatureisbiggerthanjohnhancocks #quotes #whatdidido

    Scary man

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    "If you see a scary man, that's Izzy." 
    
                          
    Friend: a scary van?! 
    
                          
    "NO A SCARY MAN- THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE!"
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