Me: *is changing after P.E*
Me: *gets a text from my Dad*
Me: *reads text out loud*
"Message sent with lasers"
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
Dads are the best
Me: *is changing after P.E*
Me: *gets a text from my Dad*
Me: *reads text out loud*
"Message sent with lasers"
