Most of these quotes are about Jesus, I was too lazy to make more chapters for those quotes but here we are
1: "Jesus can donate to you"
2: "Mia, sweetie, Jesus can wait"
3: "Jesus is sweating on my sandwich"
4: *the entire topic about anime Jesus*
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
