Me: "Im telling you, no shit, no balls, I'm in love. I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE, I'VE CAUGHT FEELINGS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?"
My friend: "... Part of me doesn't believe you because all the people you've ever had crushes on were fictional characters and actors."
Me: "..."
My friend: "So are they a fictional character?"
Me: "...No..."
This technically isn't a lie.
My friend: "Alright, who is it then?"
Me, getting ready to watch my friend get disappointed: "Chris Evans...."
"God fucking damn it Ash."
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
