Y'all
I went to go watch Shark Tales- I mean Aladdin yesterday, and I actually enjoyed it more than I thought I would
But here's the thing
Here's
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The motherfucking
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T E A .Oh btw spoilers for the movie, so like if you don't want spoilers..
K, Gucci? Alrighty then
I think I might be in love with Aladdin and Jasmine
Like
Oh my God
There's a scene during "Friend Like Me" where Aladdin has this fucking AWESOME little dance sequence and I was just like:
LIKE HONESTLY
AND HE HAS THIS LIKE LITTLE SMIRK AND I WAS JUST LIKE:And just- oh my God He was kind of hot tbh, and the guy who plays Aladdin is so awesome, and like that part in "One Jump Ahead" where that lady says "Still I think he's rather TasTy" I was just thinking in my head "me too sis"
Now it's time for me to talk about J A S M I N E
She has always been one of my favorite Disney Princesses, but this movie made her rise to the top and flipped off Ariel, Belle, Tiana and Mulan
JASMINE FREAKING INFINITY WAR-ED THE GUARDS AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN THE PALACE WHILE SINGING THIS REALLY AWESOME SONG AND DURING THAT I WAS LITERALLY ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT IN AWE
The only thing that bothered me about that was I felt like her voice was very Auto-tuned and I think it would've been fine without it
But yeah I'm very gay for Aladdin (Mena Messoud) and Jasmine (Naomi Scott.)
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