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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said

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I say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes

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My FAVORITE quotes of all time

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by Ash_Is_A_Geek

by Ash_Is_A_Geek

These were said by other people, I just quote them all the time

1: "Guns are for sissies! Real men throw knives!" & "I love you 3000"

2: "That's one badass stapler!"

3: "You can't kill us. Death is our bitch."

4: "Oh crap.. I'm a painted whore.."

5: "hOlA MiShAmIgOS"

6: "Higher further faster baby"

7: "MIIIIIIIIKE! I FOUND THE CHOCOLATE PUUUUUDING!!"

8: "You're killing me Smalls!"

9: "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"

10: "Wouldn't you like to know weather boy."

11: "I may be a shitty boyfriend, but turns out, I'm a pretty damn good babysitter."

12: "Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison!"

13: (x200) "Dormammu, I've come it bargain."

14: "Hey, Assbutt!"

15: "In 900 years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important."

EVERYTHING THIS MAN HAS SAID:

EVERYTHING THIS MAN HAS SAID, AND THAT IS SOMEONE WHO HAS ONE THE MOST RESPECT I CAN GIVE THEM, OUT OF ANYONE I KNOW:

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16: "Hee-hee, is not gonna catch MEE-HEE"

17: "Oi watch it spaceman!" "Oi WAtCh iT eArTh GiRl"

18: "Hey sailor ;)"

19: "I was trying to give myself into a coma, so I wouldn't have to listen to the two of you dipshits trying to talk and breathe at the same time."

20: "Bitch please, you've been to space."