"Me with my enemies..." *takes bite out of waffle cone*
Me, turning my head to face her - mid-lick into ice cream:
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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
