There was so much stress and anxiety- I couldn't handle it I wanted to Kermit fall off building
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I was so angry because I literally rolled for help, and then the fucking boss attacked me, killed the members of my party
Me: rolls a high number and attacks boss
Boss: rolls number and just basically one-shots me
Me: *fucking dies*
My help: comes bursting in through the door a second later
Me:
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Later: my best friend/Dungeon Master and my other friend start giggling and making that mischievous face I don't fucking like
Dm: so we've been discussing the plan for D&D tomorrow
Me: okay, what is it?
Dm: ;))) wouldn't you like to know weather boy
Me:
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YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
