*character does something weird or creepy that raises lots of red flags*
Me:
No one:
Me:
No one:
Me: "..... Kay, but.. Why do they look like pedo?"
Entire world: "OH MY GODS, ASH, THEY ARE NOT A PEDO, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO KNOW THEM, THEY'RE NOT CREEPY AND THEY'RE NOT A PEDO!"
Me:
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes