"I've diagnosed myself with dead. My medical condition is death, I am dead. That's it. If I'm dead I don't want you to fucking bother me in hell. I love you though, but please, hell is supposed to be so much nicer than here."
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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
