It was one of the strangest dreams I have ever had.. But not the strangest of all.
Basically I had a very long dream with twists and turns and stuff. In a nutshell
1: My microwave was a radio
2: John Mulaney was the spokesperson on the radio
3: John Mulaney came over to meet me, and we became pretty cool friends
4: I signed the Declaration of Independence
Now the quote comes from the Declaration of Independence part. I remember specifically waking up.. Opening my eyes.. Looking around and then saying
"Fuck you John Handcock.. My signature is bigger than yours"
And back to sleep I went
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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
UmorismoI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
