(I couldn't finish the title quote because it didn't fit :(
But it's "If what's between my legs had a hand on it, I guarantee I could've landed this ship" )
Friend: Hey, it's Tuesday, right?
Me: UwU time to get struck in a time-loop!
*3 of my friends closing in on me with a T-Pose*
*me smacking them to get them away*
*one of my friends laughing hysterically*
"It'S a GoOd thInG yOu hAvE tHrEe ArMs!¡"
Us:
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*bonus!*
"Got three arms? Yeah, one here, one here, and a little special one right here.." *points to crotch*
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
