My brother: *talking about his future plans at 7 years old"
Me: listen, im not saying to give up on your dreams but sometimes dreams don't come true. Take me for example, all my dreams have been crushed but that's okay I pay it back with depression
My mom: Okay John Mulaney...
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
