Me: *is reading a fan-fic my friend wrote out loud*
Also me: *misreads a whole bunch of words, and ends stuttering and saying words that aren't there*
Also also me: *worries my friend that she actually put that*
Me reading: "Asro– Hasbro Gaming opened up the curtains, letting the blinding sunlight fill the room, potentially making Hazel blind."
"ASMR SCREAMED INTO THE MICROPHONE! BLEEDING EVERYONE'S EARS!" *aggressively hits table* "AM I GIVING YOU THE TINGLES?!?"
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
