Adding onto the beach trip with a friend,
We were digging in the sand to create a little lake so we could build a sandcastle (y'know, normal stuff mature teenagers do) and this older guy walks by in this pair of underwear or idk swim bottoms, and they were decorated with the American flag, and me and my friend just kind of eye him weirdly and then make contact with each other trying not to laugh.
But my friend then says
"Hey, Ash.."
"Hm?"
"God bless America."
*wHeEzE*
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
