*having sad boi hours*
"I miss my friends.. I wish I could talk to them... I'm too nervous to talk to them though.. I miss my ex-wife and my holy catholic woman, and my... Furry...?"
*my cousin sighing*
"I miss my Roblox boyfriend.."
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
