My cousin said the following:
"China is a valid state y'all"
Because she almost said that China was a state based on a conversation we were having
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Me = bold
Cousin = italic
"He has, a PENIS INFECTION"
"He stuck a screwdriver up his hoo-haw"
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"School almost destroyed my last two brain cells"
"Were your last two brain cells Rain and Shyan— I MEAN RYAN AND SHANE?!"
"I guess we're both equally corrupted from school."
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
