Life lessons with villain Deku

Never cuss or you'll be drowned in chocolate milk!

Izuku POV

" have you seen my raiser!" Tomura yelled.
" first of all you don't need one and second I'm using it," I say from the bathroom where I am currently trying to reach the top shelf. Tomura opens the bathroom door
" ha your short" Tomura scoffs, so I kick him in the nuts.
" it's not my fault that you and Kurogiri are freakishly tall"
" Nah your just a little short baby why do you need the raiser anyway are you cutting yourself again" I give him a dirty look before walking out of the bathroom.

( time skip)

I walk downstairs and sit down at the bar next to Toga who was ripping the head off of a stuffed bear " can I have some vodka" I ask Kurogiri
" no" he says and keeps cleaning the cups
" fuck you" I pout. Kurogiri glares at me
" since when do you cuss" I look at him with a slight grin
" since right now" I say while standing up and knocking down the bar stool.
" pick it up," he says I role my eyes and I pick up the stool. Tomura comes to sit down
" what's going on?" Tomura asks
" Izuku cussed and knocked over the stool!" Toga giggles. Tomura gasped and looked at me
" Izu how could you, your just an innocent bean"
" an innocent bean that could fuck you up," I say Toga runs up to me and covers my mouth. "Tomura is right Zuzu you shouldn't cuss or you'll end up like Dabi, edgy with no friends~" Toga warned.
" I have friends!" Dabi protests while walking in.
" sure you do" Tomura laughs.
" shut up handyman" Dabi growls
" so about that vodka?" I ask changing the subject
" NO!" Tomura screeches " my baby brother shall not drink vodka till he is 21. Kurogiri get this child chocolate milk!" I stare at Kurogiri

" first of all your not my brother and second I'm not five years old" I grow then I look at Kurogiri " don't you dare" I say but Kurogiri sets the fucking chocolate milk in front of me. I stare at the drink for a minute " I'm not drinking this crap" I say. Tomura smiles
" Dabi, Toga hold him down" Tomura commands.
" fuck," I say before Toga pries my mouth open and Dabi holds me down. Let's just say I got chocolate milk shoved down my throat and I never cussed after that.

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