Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont trust girlscouts

No one's POV

The villains stood in a dark room with a big screen. Tomura walked in front of everyone and cleared his thought. " Everyone the time has come. This is serious, the turnout of this mission will become your feature; this my friends is war." Tomura says.

" Why are we at war with them again oh and why is Zuzu tied to a chair?" Toga says, stuffing her mouth with girl scout cookies.

" because they overcharge and never give us enough!" Tomura says, slamming his hands on the table and making it turn to dust. z' and because he'll eat all the cookies and refuse to do our plan."

" Fuck YOUR PLAN"

" shut your mouth."

" Or else?"

" YOUR MOM!"

" I DONT HAVE ONE OF THOSE BITCH MY 'MOM' IS ANGST AND WEED," Izuku said than. he spat and Tomuras shew."

" ya because she does drugs in her basement and went to prison," Toga says to Dabi.

" anyway here's the plan izuku and Toga is small enough to kinda look like children, so you two sneak into the group and take control of the warehouses ill be sending MR. Quacker with you, oh and we even got uniforms so go change." Tomura said.

" no"

" why"

" because I am done with this shit."

" You get free cookies."

" fine but not because I like it or anything Baka" Izuku than got shoved into a girl scout uniform.

" He does look like a six-year-old," Dabi said.

" shut up."

( time skip)

Izuku and Toga lined up with the other little girls. " OK girls we are gonna beat our record for most cookies sold this year," The whore/ scout leader said clapping her hands. Izuku looks over to Toga.

" Stop eating all the fucking cookies and get in line!" Izuku whisper/shoted

" Are you two new?" The leader asked. I nod

" My name is Izuku, and this is Toga I am here to bring you down."

"OK, but aren't you a little boy should you be in boy scouts.?" This made Izuku pissed

" ARE yOU asSUmINg MY GENDER?!" Izuku said.

" hehe OK sorry little girl anyway brake off into your groups Izuku and toga you are with Eri, Linda, and Heather, Go have fun and sell some cookies!"

(Izuku's POV)

I drag Toga, who is eating another bix of cookies to our group. " Izu-chan, why are you here," Eri asked.

" because stupid Tomura said I had to do this to steal the cookies infiltrate their base and beat the fuck out of scout leader because of she racist."

"OK!" Eri said.

" who the frick are you," A girl said, putting her hand on her hip.

" she princess from space here," The girl next to her said rolling on the ground.

" shut the frick up, Linda!"

" sorry heather" ( heather HeaTHer and HEATHER)

"OK shut the fuck up twinkle toes I am taking charge, and this is what we are gonna do."

" Like heck your taking charge I am the leader of these group.'

" not anymore bitch so shut the fuck up."

" fine"

"OK so here is what we are gonna- TOGA STOP EATING ALL OF OUR COOKIES THATS YOU EIGHTH BOX THIS MORNING anyway We are going to sell the most fucking cookies ever," I say slapping the cookies from Togas hands. Everyone nods, and we start walking.

( time skip)

" Fuck," I yell at the building.

" what is frick is it," Heather says, rolling her eyes.

" I HATE UA"

" ohohoohohohohohoho mina's here, and we can glue you and todoroki together with superglue," Toga says eating more cookies.

" no, and no come on well go to another location."

" we cant the UA kid love the cookies come on," Heather said, dragging us inside. We walk through the halls selling cookies. I can admit that we are selling a lot. Then we finally get to 1A. I gulp, and Heather walks in fist. I can hear the cheering from inside. I walk inside but not before putting on my sunglasses.

" what's up fuckers its ay boi."

" YAY" Toga says skipping in.

" FucK DEKU"

"KACCHAN " I ran up to Kacchan prying his mouth open " EAT THE FUCKING COOKIE KACCHAN" Todoroki banged his head into the desk. And Toga and Mina were giggling. But than Azawa threw me out the window and the other girls too making us drop all our money and cookies

" NOOOOOOO," Linda yelled, " how are we going to explain this to scoutmaster."

" I'll handle it" Is say

( time skip) ( No one's POV)

All of the kids and the two villains stood in line while the scoutmaster looked very displeased. " why I never thought this day would come, and I am very proud of you."

" what," Izuku said.

" You got all the cookies to UA, and those cookies were full of rat poison; it won't kill them, but it will make them sick very sick."

" OMG, YOU GUYS ArE VILLAINS!" Toga said, " AND I WAS EATING TWENTY-SEVEN BOXES OF COOKIES THAT HAD RAT POISON IN THEM!"

" YOU GOT IT," The scoutmaster said, " that's why the league made you come."

"OK Fuck up is down left is right, and I don't know what life is anymore!" Izuku said, raising his arms in the air. " AND IM KEEPING THER UNIFORM SO BY BY BITCH" Izuku than dragged out Toga who was still eating the cookies.

Hi, I hope you liked the chapter! Mister Quacker says hi.

Would it be weird if Deku says ill get a spoon and carve your eyes out?