Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont go into wormholes to differnt dimentions!

Izuku's POV

" The Fuck," I said as a box fell on my head. Toga looks at me.

" where did the box come from?" she asks.

" The sky, the WORLD IS ENDING I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR I WAS GOING TO DO STUFF WITH MY LIFE LIKE BECOME MR. TODOROKI." I yell. Toga shakes her head,

" you'll still be Mr. Todoroki if I have anything to say about it," Toga says with determination in her eyes. " MY SHIP WILL NOT SINK" Dabi walks over to the box to get a closer look.

" Can I open it," he asks

" unless you want to DIE," Tomura says. Dabi smiles then open's the box. We all stare at him for a couple of seconds.

" You said I was going to die," Dabi says disappointed. Tomura slaps dabi in the head, and they start to fight. I step closer to the box before something pulls me in.

" um, guys," I say trying to get my leg out of the box. They are still fighting. " guys" nothing " BITCHES" they all look at me at this pint I'm halfway in the box. " Fuck you," I say before I get yeeted away.

I open my eyes when I hit the floor. Everything looks differnt I don't see a bar or the annoying pieces of shit's I call my friends. Instead, I see dozens of eyes staring at me. " damn it," I say looking at all the students.

" did midoria just teleport and have a dramatic costume change?" Mina asks.

" shut it pinky," I say getting up from the floor. " why the fuck am I hear is this some cruel joke?" I say.

" what are you talking about?" Uraraka asks with a confused look on her face. I look over to Kacchan who seems pissed. All the students seem very confused and start talking. May I add very loudly? I finally have enough and shout.

" CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A MINUTE IM WATER DREAMING, DRUNK, OR HIGH AND I AM TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT THE ShUT THE FUCK UP." Everyone seems very surprised at Me cussing.

" What the fuck Deku," kacchan says. everyone stays silent, untell the door opens.

" Midoria my boy, why are you in a suit?" none other than AllMight asks.

" What is WRONG with everyone today." I groan before getting up and walking over towards AllMight. He is about to say something, but I punch him in the gut. " IF ONLY I HAD A FUCKING QUIRK THEN I WOULD BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS." Mom covered her mouth.

"you're not Midoria" I look over to Todoroki.

" Oh, I think I know whats going on."

" WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU," Kachhan asks. I giggle a bit

"God I sound like toga" I clear my throat.

" My name is Izuku Midoria, and I am part of the Luge of Villains."

No one's POV ( Right after izuku disappeared)

" Izu what are you wearing" Izuku was in a corner looking terrified.

" he finally broke," Dabi says.

" W-why am I here? "

" he spoke," Tomura said. kurogiri sighed

" he's clearly not Izuku."

" What do you mean he's the same kick-ass, serial killer, little shit he always is just whinier."

" I've never killed anyone?!" All three villains look at the box."

" I guess not the last thing I remember I was in class talking to my friends."