Life lessons with villain Deku

never let izuku get jealous

Izuku's POV

" hay Izuku," Toga says, plopping down next to me. She looked worried why the fuck does she look worried.

" yo," I say, looking at her.

" so I saw Todoroki today," She says

" yah isn't he hot," I say, looking at a picture I made him send to me this morning.

" well, I saw him talking to this girl" As soon as the words left her mouth, I dropped my phone and lost at candy crush.

" a girl?" I ask, making sure I heard her right," what are you talking about?"

" w-well I was getting some cat food for the alleycats when I saw him talking to this girl, she had huge boobs and looked like a bitch," Toga says, " I think her name was"

" FUCKING MOMO," I say, standing up and storming to the door. I run out of the villain hideout and onto the streets. When I get to UA, I run inside its kind of a normal thing now, they should just give me a pass, so I don't have to fight off all of these heroes.

When I slam open the door to the 1A room, they all whip there heads around to look at me. " where the fuck is my shitty boyfriend and the black-haired slut!" I yell. They all point to the back where the two heroes were talking.

" Hello, izu-"

" don't hello me, Todoroki. You have some serious explaining to do," I say.

" what are you talking about," boobzila says,

" shut it bitch the adults are talking," I say, throwing a chair at her. the falls down and Todoroki does not even glance at her.

" What happened?" he asks

" ILL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED" I yell I look over and Denki and Kirishima are eating popcorn, kacchan is on speed dial with the daycare next store and mina is live-streaming what is about to go down. " WHY THE HELL WERE YOU TALKING TO THE BITCH" I yell, pointing at momo.

" what are you talking about?" todoroki asks.

" toga said she saw you two talking whyyyyyyyy," I say.

" We have a group project, and I gay izuku," Todoroki says, grabbing my hand.

" you promise you won't turn straight on me?" I ask, hugging Todoroki's arm.

" I don't think that's possible," he says, which causes me to hiss, " but I promise" We then kiss and mina does a happy dance, and Denki and Kiri start clapping.

" that was so manly todoroki," Kirishima says,

" A real dude of his time," Denki cries.

" whatever" kacchan says going back to reading which he isn't even doing right the book is upsidedown.

" I should probably go," I say, walking over to kacchan, hitting him in the head with a hammer the jumping out the window where Mr. quacker is waiting for me in his bird limo.

"who the fuck lets him in," bakugo asks, everyone just shrugs.

( hehe I wrote this during school -_-)