Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont piss off Author-chan by breaking the fucking 4th wall TOGA

No one's POV

dear reader,

Hello, this is another-chan. I regret to inform you that the 4th wall has been broken. We have called Sero, and he and I are trying to fix the damage. Do not be afraid it will be corrected. I have a warning for you. There will be some trouble makers * cough cough Toga and Izuku* who will continue to break the 4th wall while we are fixing it. Proceed with caution

ps, this disterbance may cause some hallucinations for some of the characters.

sincerely author-chan.

Izuku and Toga sat at the bar drinking rut beer because fucking Kurogiri wouldn't let them have any real bear. " aww aren't the readers adorable?" Toga asks handing Izuku the secret pictures she has taken of them.

" adorable isn't the way I would put it how about little shits?"

" Can you two shut the fuck up. You keep going on about some readers as if we are in some shitty fanfiction or something." Tomura said.

" what crawled up your ass and died?" Izuku asked.

" noth-"

" was it a squirrel?"

"not a -"

" because if it were a squirrel, I would keep it and call him mister chubby named after you then he will take over the world with his magical brother mister twinkle tow and sister fucking whore!"

" Toga I think you need help," Tomura said.

" that's what author-chan said and what the readers are probably thinking" You could hear izuku start to laugh.

" Toga no," Tomura said.

" Toga yes" Tomura was about to say something else, but they heard a phone call. Toga picked up her phone and put it on speaker.

" Toga stop braking the 4th wall I'm trying to fix this, and I will write no more shitty jokes in this book if you keep at this so shut the fuck up!" Ather-chan yelled from the other end of the phone before she hung up.

" she can be so moody" Toga said laughing.

" who, WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Tomura yells. Izuku started laughing his ass off and ended up falling on the floor. Then he stopped and looked at Tomura.

" you guys are insane, and I can't deal with this right now my doctor said I needed to watch the stress and this ISNT FUCKING HELPING!" Tomura yelled, banging his head against the table. Knocking him out.

( time skip this is where shit goes down)

When Tomura opened his eyes, he was in a differnt room. It looked like a family room with a couch and other living room stuff.

" are you ok shiggy," Toga asked. Tomura looked at Toga who was in a cat sweater and pink skirt.

" what the BEEP" " wait, why can I BEEPing cuss."

" Oh, golly that fall must have knocked you out good and gotten you all mixed up you haven't cussed in such a long time." Tomura heard Izuku's voice and prayed the little shit was still normal.

"BEEP," Tomura said. " Why the BEEP is izuku a pastel bean boy with glasses.

" Wow, Izuku your brother is a piece of work" Then Tomura heard a laughing track.

"what was that?" everyone seemed to ignore him. Then the door opened, and In came Dabi in a leather jacket. He raffled Izuku's hair

" hay sport," Dabi said.

" hay!"

" What is WRONG WITH EVERYONE AND WHY AM I BEING CENSORED"

" why is your brother being like this?" Dabi asked izuku.

" I have no idea."

" Oh, guys guess what mister library boy called today and asked Zuzu on a date!" Toga said nudging her arm into izuku who was blushing. " then there was an awwing soundtrack

" The BEEP there it is AGAIN and who?"

" you know that Todoroki kid," Toga says.

" No way he's a hero."

" what are you talking about?" Dabi asks. " he's just my kid brother" Then Kurogiri walks in with a plate of cookies and an apron on.

" Who wants cookies?" he asks.

" oooo me me."

" it's like you parents don't feed you," izuku laughed.

" hehe right."

" I need to go."

" where are you going," all the other four said in unison looking at Tomura.

" NO WAY IM DOING THIS BEEEEEEEEEEEEP" While Tomura tried to run he slipped and hit his head blacking out.

( time skip)

When Tomura opened his eyes he says normal Toga shaking Izuku who was trying to kick her in the gut, Dabi tieing a noose, and Kurogiri cleaning some glasses.

" OH, thank god," Tomura said. Izuku stopped trying to kick Toga and looked at Tomura.

" what got your dick in a noght?"

" OMG IM SO GLAD THE MIDGET IS BACK TO NORMAL" Tomura then hugged Izuku.

" HAY I WANNA HUG TOO" Toga said hungging Izuku.

" fuck you" Then Izuku ran to his room. Dabi eventually left too.

" so you went to the place of no return" Toga said while sturing some soup with a twirly straw.

" what you've been to that god awful place too?"

" well I guess you know why I'm like this I've been trying to track them down for years, my goal destroys them before they spread across all japan and then the internet. That's why my real name isn't Toga; it's actually Toga."

" that makes no sense."

" shhhhhh you don't understand you stupid, idiotic fuck" They stared into ecaothers dead eyes before Toga smiled. " Well, I guess we learned a good lesson today."

" what's that."

" don't make author-chan mad or she'll send you into a parallel timeline full of horror and tea party. well, I'm gonna go cry for an hour goodnight" Then Toga skipped off to her room leaving behind a very confused Tomura.

" fuck you author-chan fuck you."

( author-chans POV)

"Ok, thanks Sero," I then turn to my laptop. " let's give them hell shall we hehe they won't know what hit them."

" How ABOUT exploding cats."

" DANG it TOGA but good idea."