Life lessons with villain Deku

never let izuku be a counsler+ A/n

VERY IMPORTANT ( i am not ending my book yet this is just idea's)

( just quick thing)

So hay everyone before this bookends. I don't know when it will, but I have some ideas for my next book. I'll let you vote for whichever one sounds better.

1. It's an idea when meaning you are quirkless means your body's immune system is weaker, causing Izuku to get sick. bakugo and Izuku are actually going to be really good friends.

2. This one is klance, and I actually have the first chapter of it written. It's about lance, who is a prince, and Keith is a knight.

3. healer Izuku I've seen many books about this, and I really like it so ya I was thinking about it.

if you want you can vote

No One's POV

"Everyone opens there eyes to be sitting in a waiting room. The waiting room has some pictures of Mr.Quacker, Todoroki, and cheese. Over the speakers a voice says " hello my readers, if you are here you have responded to the add izuku had placed up. and now you have been booked to meet with Izuku good luck your going to need it

Author- chan out."

Everyone looks around the room, and then someone comes leaning on the doorway.

" look at all those chickens anyway hello little shits the first person on my list is What_is_lifr Izuku then drags What_is_lifr to the therapy room.

" So what's your problem."

" um, what do I do if I got my dog shoved up my ass and can't get it out?" What_is_lifr asks. They look at Izuku with a concerned look " it been in there a week and its stoped moving."

" ok the best advice I can tell you is going to a doctor or well just poop it out now that's good shit" Izuku sassy pushing up his fake glasses. " now if that's all the way to get out is press rye button and get launched into the sun."

" ok," What_is_lifr says before getting launched into the sun.

" ahh, that fucking idiot" Izuku moves on and calls Nugget_Childern "Hello my dear mistake of the universe what brings you to my humble office."

" ok well my can act possessed, and I don't know what to do it stares at me, and its head goes all the way around and I sick of all my friends leaving me because they don't want to deal with this," Nugget_Childern says.

" ok so what you do is contact some church dude and if he doesn't come to build across and hit the cat over the head with it. and if that doesn't work, give the cat to Kacchan."

" omg, thanks."

" the button."

" yah I know."

" Ok next is Expresso_is_Depresso

" um how do I be less sad? and don't you fucking dare say to be happier."

" well, you can go to have fun and do stuff."

" ya"

" and you can watch the Kardashians."

" ya"

" oh and the real answer is"

" ya?"

" be happier."

" IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU" Expresso_is_Depresso then knocked over their chair and slammed Izukus snow globe on the floor.

" ok ok fine just act like me and deny you are sad."

" thank you for your time" Expresso_is_Depresso then hit the button and got launched into the sun.

" there nice ok next is an_internet_person."

" ok so I have two problems," an_internet_person says, putting their hand in their arm.

" ok, what's the case of your problem you probably got a lot of them."

" ya so how do I survive school."

" whats school wait let me look it up" Izuku stares at his phone then smirks " YOU DONT" " haha just kidding you stay close to friends stay the fuck away from people like kacchan and don't fuck with your teachers."

"oh ok and my second problem."

" yah"

" how do I get my foot out of a toaster."

" um, why would you want to that toaster is fucking beautiful but just cut off your foot."

" ok thanks" an_internet_person says before leaving.

" next is sevendeadlysinsfan13"sevendeadlysinsfan13 walked in the room

" ok, how do I get the shits in my class to piss off??" They said showing Izuku the photo to Izuku.

" oh yes you threaten them with a fucking gun and if they don't piss of pore blood on them during prom then when they are all sad, shoot them then sacrifice them to Auther_chan, and she will kill the rest for you and if that still doesn't work just ignore them or strait out tell them to piss off"

" wow ok, thanks."

" ok next is Goldenx69" Goldenx69 came in

" um, how do I tell people I'm gay," They said nervously.

" oh ya, so you should strait out tell them if they don't accept you then fuck them and a lot of the community will be there for you and a lot of people are accepting so even if some people are going to be little shits everyone who reads here are going to be looking out for you. So straight up tell whoever that your gay or how I told the other villains ' I like boys' but for you whoever you want."

" omg, thanks."

"OH AND IF ANY OF THEM HURT ONE OF MY CHILDREN IM GOING TO STRATe UP MERNER THEM" Auther-chan yells from another room.

"ok, you know the way out."

"Thanks, izuku."

" good job izuku," author-chan says, walking in.

" Can I go home now."

" no hehe."

"fuck you."

" THAT IS NO WAY YOU SHOULD SPEEK TO ME YOUNG MAN"

" YOUR NIOT MY MOM"

" SO GET YEETED" Izuku then got yeeted into a room full of angry kacchan's.

Ok, thanks to whoever posted their problems.