Life lessons with villain Deku

Rainbow knife + Teen = trip to the ER

Toga's POV

I was sitting on my bed, suffocating my stuffed animals when a boy dropped onto my bed. I open it up and gasp. There was a rainbow knife. I smile and take it out of the box. " there are so many things I could do with this!" I squeal.

" what the fuck toga?" Izuku asked, standing in my door.

" looooook," I say, showing him my knife.

"it's beautiful but don't go anywhere near me with that." Izuku says " oh and don't fuck with Dabi today he's in one of his moods.

" witch one?" I ask

" All of them," Izuku says before flickering the lights and walking out the door. I wait for a minute, and he comes back. " and there is cupcakes with my name on them in the fridge don't touch them." then he walks away.

An idea comes to my head, and I smile. " I'm gonna fuck with Dabi's head," I say than brake out into giggles.

(No ones POV because I don't want to keep righting I)

Dabi sat in his room being Dabi when Toga burst through the door " DABI IM GUNNA FUCK WITH YOU" Dabi blushes

" Toga no."

" PREPARE TO BE FUCKERD WITH," she says and then runs out the door. Dabi hits his head against the wall.

" not again," He groans.

" wow, you gonna have a hell of a day."

" don't remind me Izuku last time it was you and you ended up tied to a burning boat and sent to a river and the time before Tomura was locked in a room with a lot of AllMight stuff and the time before that billy we never saw him again."

" yep," Izuku said " have fun," he says flickering the lights again.

" Izuku stops your gonna cause the power to go out " The power went out " and fuck whatever I tell you you won't listen," Dabi says facepalming.

" Like I said fuck you and authority" Izuku than dabbed ( dabied hehe ill stop now) and walked away. Dabi than heard Tomura screech

" WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DABING NO IZUKU PUT THE GUN DOWN," It stopped " FUCK YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY SIGHT SHIRT." with all that out of the way Dabi decided to take a nap while Toga was left screaming

( time skip brought to you by author-chan's pain help)

Dabi woke up to a faint sound of giggling. His eyes darted around the room, searching for the monster who was making the sound. That's when he saw a note lying on the bottom of his bed, it sad.

dearest senpai, ( dabi)

Roses are red

violets are blue

sleep with one eye open, or you won't have any when you wake up.

I've been waiting to strike for a while now. I've been watching and collecting data on you from the toothbrush that Zuzu dunked in toilet water, and you used to the hair I cut off when you sleep sorry for that bald spot, but it grew back, so don't be mad.

Anyway, I just wanted to say fuck you and payback are best served through hours of torcher hoped you liked the poem.

sensirly the secret person that plots to kill you in your sleep. I know what you did.

Dabi burned the paper and threw it out the window " fuck this" he said before a Rainbow knife was thrown a centimeter from touching his face. " IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT FUCKER!" Dabi yelled nervously. silence

Dabi ran out of his room power in numbers, right? Right he ran to the bar To see Izuku cleaning up some blood and Tomura on the floor. " Oh my god, she got you."

" w-what"

" the person after me hurt you."

" get the fuck off me, and no Izuku Fucking stabbed me."

" stabbed oh fuck no."

" only because you disintegrated my gun, I would have shot you but noooo," Izuku says pouting.

" you are one messed up teen," Tomura says

" thank you."

" where is Toga," Dabi asked. All three boys heard loud giggling. The lights were flashing and than Toga threw fucking glitter at us.

" HAHAHA YA I FUCKED YOU GUYS UP," Toga says

" don't say it like that" Tomura said. " anyway can someone take me to the ER I think I'm bleeding to death" izuku than glared at everyone.

" WHO ATE MY FUCKING CUPCAKES THOSE WHERE FOR TODOROKI!" izuku yelled.

" whoops," Toga says.

" toga"

" ya"

"I'll give 6ou five seconds to run."

" well see you in Mexico by" she then started running.

" what about the ER," Tomura said. Dabi shrugged and walked away.

Just Glitter is Dabi's worst nightmare