Life lessons with villain Deku

never let villain's bake

Thank you iiGalaxyDinosaur for this suggestion :3

No one's POV

Izuku was watching food stuff on TV when it fucking made him hungry so he went to the kitchen. Izuku was looking through the shlves when he remembers the fucking cupcakes Toga had eaten that should of been his fucking cupcakes.

" TOGA!" Izuku yells.

" WHAT"

" GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE" Izuku then heres toga come to the kitchen.

" Zuzu where is the spider" Toga says holding a shoew.

" its not that this time Toga but thank you for coming prepared, Reamember those cupcakes, the ones that had my name on them, the one's you ate!" I say. She hums and nods,

" they were really good why."

" well Toga we are going to have to make new one's because im hungry and dont want to go buy some so your gonna help me,"

" but izu we dont know how to bake"

" well just have to figure it out I was on the internet and found a resipy" Izuku says going to the counter with Toga following him. " go grab some eggs, milk and other cupcake stuff"

" sir yes sir" Toga says and skips off to the pantry. Izuku gets out some bowls and cups and a flme thrower.

" what the fuck are you doing" dabi asks.

" making cupcakes got a problum with that."

" no just why"

" BECAUSE I GAVE PROBLUMS OKE!"

" kk anyway why is Toga strangling a chiken"

" because it wont give me any eggs" Toga says from the backwith the chiken curently in a headlock. " Oh got one OMG ITS ATTACKING ME"

" right, need help?" dabi asks

" why whats the catch"Izuku says glaring at dabi.

" I get some" Dabi syas crossing his arms.

".... fine" The two boys hear a crash and see a dead chiken and two eggs.

" got em "toga says throwing the eggs and making them crash on the floor. " uuuummmm never mind"

" Toga the fridge" Toga than runs and gets some more eggs putting them on the table. "Ok poor the flower I think and mix it with sugar and ketcup what?" Izuku says. Tomura than walks up to us with a 'wtf' face.

" guys no" Tomura says. " Toga why are you trying to set water on fire. ( thank you iAmNotPerson)

" well how else am I supposed to burn it" Toga says sticking out her toung.

" well anyway PUT DOWN THAT GASLINE TOGA we making food and Kurogiri isnt here to make any sooooooo we are." Izuku says

" he's going to be pissed if you do anything to his kitchen" Tomura says " ill help"

" cool anyway do you here that?"

" hear what" the sound of beeping came from the oven.

" GET Ther fire INSTIGSHER" Tomura yelled

" got it coverd as the internet says fight fire with FIRE" Izuku says grabing the flame thrower and shooting fire at the alrady burning oven.

" izu your stupid" Toga says smileing. " anyway the bomb I planted earlyer is gonna explode soon we should probably get out."

" Toga why" Dabi said.

" because Isnt that how your supposes to make cupcakes?"

" idiot" Tomura says as he lays down on the floor " im just gunna let fate happen.

" not today boss" Dabi says grabing tomutra by the leg and draging him outside with Toga and Izuku following. They make it outside before the kitchen explodes.

" what happend here?" Kurogiri says crossing his arms.

" MOM TOGA BLEW UP The KITCHEN" Izuku says pointing at Toga.

" NO IT WAS TOMURA"

" NO DABI"

" No IZUKU"

" it doesnt matter who did it you all are getting punished" Kurogiri said all the villain were to say the lest terrified.

( Thank you Molly_moo0307 and Fanfic_Overlord for the next thing)

( also time skip)

The villains stood ontop of a tall bilding that was next to a steap hill. Toga was the first to be sgiowed in a tire and rolled down the hill then Kurogiri would use his warpgate to warp her back and do the same thing over and over again. Whe Toga finallky was done she threw up.

" FUCK NO IM NOT DOING THIS CRAP" izuku then. went to the side of the bilding " I aw this on the internet. Kzuku then jumped off the bilding and yelled " I BILEVE I CAN FLY" Mr.quackers caught him and they flew off.

" aww fuck" dabi and Tomura said at the same time.

Ok hope you liked the chapter and thank you to the people i mentioned the nec]xt chapter was suggested by todo_png and its gunna be the charicters in this au doing a bung of thomus sanders vine's so ya see ya next time.